2010年8月1日日曜日

Top 10 Ways of Looking Cool to Girls

1. Treat girls to things

And not just the girls you have your eye on. Everyone and anyone.

Everyone knows that behind every witchy girl is a pretty one. Also Vice versa. Make your plays well.

2. Carry things which are too heavy for her

Ok. THIS You do only for the pretty ones.

3. Make flashy plays in sports in front of girls

Speaks for itself, eh?

4. Treat your underclassmen to things

Or your classmates to things. Again, for everyone in general.

5. Sing a ballad at karaoke

EXILE songs. Always.

6. Gaze off distantly

Many a man has tried this and failed. The trick is to use a ledge/hill, and gaze upwards towards the clouds, with leaning on the rail. If you notice a girl noticing you, turn to look at her slowly so your hair can have the nice effect of blowing in the wind.
Also, close your eyes as you turn away from the clouds/sky and open them as you turn to her.

7. Store up miscellaneous knowledge and suddenly disclose it

*cough Brainbowl cough*

8. Undo the top two buttons of your shirt

Should be much higher IMO. I prefer shirts that dont have said top two buttons.

9. Make sure you have a slanting forelock/bang

And, you know, hair in general.

10. Languidly loosen your necktie

One trick to make this easier is to breathe out through your mouth(blowing a bit) as you do it. Practice!

Getting on the plane now! Even though I'm like 10 minutes from flight time XP

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